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6.7.2004

i've started drafting my latest novel. captain teeth isn't really working out so it's time for a new book, at least until i have some more definite ideas for teeth. this one is going to be a crime novel, provisionally entitled the man with dinner instead of a face. i've already finished planning it and i was about to take a break to watch tv mistakes uncovered but five minutes of that was all i could take.

fuck my bare arse - i really thought channel five was putting out some good stuff nowadays, but three minutes of watching a scene from buffy where giles' glasses are sometimes there and sometimes not depending on the camera angle is enough to make me realise that they are still putting out a pile of pants. i'll keep watching the channel as long as there's baseball on though.

5.7.2004

i've spent the whole weekend on a proper bender and pissed the last of my cash away and now everything's happening what I need money for. thursday until sunday is the move festival which has got loads of good stuff, but it's been diluted with toss and spread across the full four days. also me mate's getting married the weekend after so his stag do is on the friday. it looks like it's time to ring the bank and sort out some funds...

1.7.2004

i've redesigned the entire website because i'm bored. i'm trying to produce some more literature, but i'm totally stuck so i thought that redesigning the website might help. also it's looked the same for about three years now and i'm bored of it. i think this looks a lot nicer. everyone is asking me what's happening with diary of a fat cunt, because there hasn't been an update for ages. the answers simple: i put back on all the weight i lost and now i'm probably fatter than ever. i am going to start it up again with a new diet of my own invention once it's been invented...

i'm a bit gutted about holland getting knocked out of euro 2004 last night because i was hoping for a holland v czech final - the group stage game is probably the best game of football i've ever seen. the czech game is about to start now. normally i'm gutted when a match is on itv, but ian wright is such a fuckwit that i've been secretly hoping for the games to be shown on itv. and while i'm on the subject, exactly what the fuck is the deal with baros?